Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Episode 06

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True story!  This has actually happened to me on a couple of occasions.  Thus I no longer join mommies’ groups.  Not that I don’t have a mommy posse.  I do, but we’re all too weird to be a proper mommies’ group.  We’re more like a murderous gang of heathens and freaks.  Seriously, don’t piss any of us off.  We might have to rub you out.  Or else let Mary jab you with a hypodermic needle.  She’s a nurse, she can do that.  She can give you a colonoscopy too, so watch it pal…

3 comments:

Crazy Lady said...

You're joining the wrong Mommies Groups! There's a reason why mine's called NOT June Cleaver! Great one!

The Butterfly Temptress said...

I wish I was a member. I used to be a nurse...I know all about evil medical tortures.

Helen said...

Crazy Lady, well I did eventually form a possie. We're a possie as opposed to a mommy's group because we like to gallop around, tie people up and torment them...

Butterfly Temptress, you know you're a member of my possie (posse? spelling?). Evil moms are naturally in ;)