True story! This has actually happened to me on a couple of occasions. Thus I no longer join mommies’ groups. Not that I don’t have a mommy posse. I do, but we’re all too weird to be a proper mommies’ group. We’re more like a murderous gang of heathens and freaks. Seriously, don’t piss any of us off. We might have to rub you out. Or else let Mary jab you with a hypodermic needle. She’s a nurse, she can do that. She can give you a colonoscopy too, so watch it pal…
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- Cynical Woman is really Helen E. H. Madden, a stay-at-home mom who also works as a writer and graphic artist. I work in the scandelous field of erotica (oh my!), as well as the often disdained fields of science fiction and fantasy. When I'm not busy trying to civilize my children, I'm either writing or working on my art. When I'm not doing that, I'm usually at the dojo kicking ass (my own more often than not).
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3 comments:
You're joining the wrong Mommies Groups! There's a reason why mine's called NOT June Cleaver! Great one!
I wish I was a member. I used to be a nurse...I know all about evil medical tortures.
Crazy Lady, well I did eventually form a possie. We're a possie as opposed to a mommy's group because we like to gallop around, tie people up and torment them...
Butterfly Temptress, you know you're a member of my possie (posse? spelling?). Evil moms are naturally in ;)
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